And what would your response be to this statement?

"I've GOT to get a vasectomy"

Does it really matter who asked? Does it really matter where they asked? Does it really matter what tone they asked in? What the hell do they want me to say when they make that statement and then just look at me like I'm stupid?

Oh, right, they have more news. But do I really want to hear it? (heck yes) Do I really want to know why they make this statement? (hell yeeessss) Do I want to speeeellll out all the stories I've heard about vasectomies? (Including stitches that don't dissolve from one in England - Smoke, Fire, and smell of Burnt Flesh in the US) HECK AND HELL YES

Have I totally forgotten about the child on the pony of which I'm leading as she slightly slides off the side? Whoops...

I've been told I'm to stay on the LD (low down?) so I can't say what happened next, but everyone is welcome to leave a comment and a guess as to who or why or what happened.

There's no prize other than inner peace...