Who Did This and How???

Went to bed early last night so was up on time....
Had a call from a friend and worked it out that I get to go to Pebble Beach for a horse show end of July. Super excited.
Busy at work, which is better for me than bored.
Started the chicken salad for the party Saturday (better if it sits over night).

Saw my new roomates and thought I'd foto them before my shower so I snuck thru the garage side door... (picture fuzzy, don't have time to fix)



Sneaking back, after they "moved out", I noticed this on the water heater in my garage:



Ok, I'm good with that, WILL-NOT-DO!!!

But what's with this, don't want to do this one, even if I could...



How do I get a job to make these stickers???