Spiders and Coyotes and Tech Support, OH NO!!!

I'm going to start having nightmares...



NUMBER ONE
Killed my third one in 5 days. One outside the garage, in the garden and two in the garage. Don't like it...

NUMBER TWO
Besides the one that followed Jo'Burg out of the creek only to nearly have his jaws around my Jezebel before Jo'Burg saved her, we got stalked running the trail last weekend.

Yes, I saw the two of them out of the corner of my eye and leashed the dogs quickly. Then they saw us and stopped. When I started running with the leashed pair again, they started following. The nerve of those preditors. I ran at them, they stood their ground. I screamed, they stood their ground. I threw rocks, they stood their ground. In the end I decided to just keep running and they started following. WTF? I - we ran faster, they ran faster. If there weren't two of them I would have sent Jo'Burg after them, but don't feel like risking it (he's too heavy to carry)... They stopped short of the fields, but were still there when I looped back - BASTARDS!!!!

And Lastly...



Hoping I won't have nightmares about Mr. TS, but happy dreams. MT asked yesterday if he was flirting with me. Wasn't sure then, but if I saw her today I was going to tell her "YES!!!" Still trying to fix that problem at work and wondering if he's not fixing it on purpose, but yet don't really mind (kinda looking forward to the fact) that I have to call him again in the morning.

email convo after he played a joke on me:

My email to Him: "Mom... some little boy keeps pulling my pigtails..."

TS email: "It's because he likes you dear. Just kick him in the groin to tell him you like him back. LOL ;P"

Me: "How did that feel"

TS: "It hurts so good"

I love this banter, now if I could only find someone to banter with me in the same, lets say, state... He's in Penn...

What is wrong with me?????